So I went on my first audition since having the baby. I had earlier gone for an audition to be a spokesperson, but that was really more of an interview. This was the first one where I had to read a scene with someone.
So I walk into the room to meet the guys making it, and I realize they're children. They're probably only 20 years AT MOST. And here I am hitting the later part of...well you don't need to know. Anyway, I started chatting to them and it was clear from the way they addressed me that they thought I was around their age, probably in my early 20s. Thank You for that by the way. Anyway, they were asking me what I have done recently, etc. I thought of little things I have done in the recent past, and talked about that a lot. But I just knew that if I said, "I had a baby" I would scare the life out of them. So, the entire time I held an internal smirk at the image I was projecting versus the reality that would totally shock them.